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TWO COMMERCIALS Combined these commercials are only two minutes and seventeen seconds long. FACT: One of the commercials is actually a two-minute long infomercial for ADULTS ONLY. 16 SECOND COMMERCIAL WHY YOU SHOULD ALSO BE CONCERNED* Questions society is asking: Can you believe that those Totino’s Pepperoni Pizza Rolls received a “D+” for their nutritional [...]
IS THERE SUCH A THING AS BAD PUBLICITY? Are you familiar with the phrase “There is no such thing as bad publicity?” If you work in the arts and depend on audiences for your livelihood, you’ve likely heard or even uttered the phrase. But did you know “…no such thing as bad publicity…” isn’t the [...]
Levi Johnston (seen above and below), former fiance to Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s hot daughter, sat down with Larry King to let America know that he doesn’t kiss and tell, but he does want you to know… that sometimes he doesn’t wear a rubber. Charming. In this interview, Larry King is a man that obviously [...]
After 15 seasons on NBC, ER says goodbye with a two-hour series finale. Which seems a bit unnecessary when we learn that everyone in the ER has AIDS. I think they stole this idea though from another show…Sorry for the spoiler…! walkonred
So you’re unemployed, huh? Welcome to the club! Unemployment Tip #1: Accept It. To some the loss of a job can be just as devastating as the loss of a child, spouse, pet, plant, sports team, the remote control or even a set of keys. In the days and weeks after “your last day” you [...]
An open letter. To the teenager driving around Lake Calhoun on Tuesday: When I saw you stick your head out the window as we passed, in the back of my mind I thought you were going to offer me a kind, cheerful word. Perhaps you had once experienced the joy of two wheels and known [...]
I had to share. I’ve watched this video clip eight times and it still makes me laugh… Enjoy!walkonred
Ever thought of switching cable service providers? Need another excuse to watch the Super Bowl? During the Super Bowl, service provided by Comcast in Arizona was interrupted by: “…30 seconds of eye-popping pornographic imagery…” Not only is that Comcastic, it’s orgasmic! Lastly, if the Federal Communications Commission fined “the CBS television network a record 550,000 [...]
This story on CNN talks about a wife that gave her husband a choice: become a pizza delivery man or the family “wouldn’t make it.” In reading the article, we learn that the husband works long hours delivering pizzas for $10 an hour and that the family adjusts their spending habits. As a former delivery [...]
This story talks about Juli Faunce, a 38 year-old woman that “raped” a 14 year-old boy. The boy in the case didn’t press charges, as it was the mother that ‘gave herself up.’ “Faunce’s daughter had also engaged in a sexual relationship with the boy. Faunce called police Sunday to report the teen had forced [...]
Finally, someone did what most* of us are thinking… On Christmas Day, a man angry that a family was talking during a movie threw popcorn at the son and then shot the father in the arm, according to police in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. James J Cialella, 29, had one Christmas wish and that was to see [...]
Is smiling a right or a privilege? From The Indy Channel… According the the Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles it’s a privilege that’s no longer yours. “BMV officials want driver’s license photographs to accurately show people’s permanent facial features. … Smiling is also restricted because it can distort facial features measured by the software. BMV [...]
From CNN… First Lady Laura Bush appeared on NBC’s “Meet the Press” and had this to say about what she’ll miss after she leaves the White House: “I’ll miss all the people that are around us all the time. From the ushers and the butlers, to our own staff, of course, that we love to [...]
RE: “Mailings”. While reading the same story at the Star Tribune website, I found this jem in the story’s comment section: “Companies paying printing charges and postage costs are being ripped off. Now if he had been throwing away all the political crap I was getting before the election I might agree that he did [...]
mail n.1. a. Materials, such as letters and packages, handled in a postal system. b. Postal material for a specific person or organization. As reported by the Los Angeles Times… For the past seven years a mailman in Apex, North Carolina, stopped delivering junk mail. “It should come as no surprise that the U.S. Postal [...]
You can tell how bad the political climate is in Washington by who’s slingin’ the mud these days… From CNN… Creepy looking failed Republican United States Presidential candidate Steve Forbes disses Secretary of Treasury Henry Paulson in Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room. On the news program, Forbes said of Paulson: “He’s about the worst treasury secretary [...]
In the previous post I mentioned Pauly Shore. I did some snooping around his website and found that he’ll be performing the day after Christmas in Tulsa. In Tulsa…with Pauly Shore. What a shitty way to spend the holidays. But different strokes for different folks, right? So, if you want to go here’s the details: [...]
We all do silly things. Little things we regret and wish we could undo the moment they’re done. Check floaters, van stealers, Republicans, and the list could go on. And then some of us were prostitutes. Like Ashley Alexandra “Kristen” Dupre, the prostitute that brought down New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer. In a story posted [...]
From CNN: A longwinded Sarah Palin told local reporters in Alaska that unhappiness with the Bush administration’s Iraq war policy, secret plan to privatize social security, re-instituting the military draft, coke problem, reducing social security benefits, disenfranchising blacks and other minority voters in order to prevent them from voting, AND spending record were responsible for [...]
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- (cont) ...either people really like spending time with paint fumes contained on the lower-level, or people are hard-up for cash. #economy
- My boss asked me to post an ad on Craigslist looking for a laborer to paint a basement at $10/hr. I've received over 50 apps... (cont)
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(CNN) — “An unexpected and sudden spotlight on the Special Olympics, an organization that for more than 40 years has served and honored those with intellectual disabilities, comes less than two weeks before the nonprofit launches a new campaign: Spread the Word to the End the Word.” Do me a favor and reread the bold [...]