This morning I had an impromptu telephone interview with a recruiter for a staffing agency. The woman on the other end of the line was named Celeste. And as much as I love talking about prior employment and “selling myself,” I was having a difficult time focusing my attention on this potential employer’s questions. All [...]
I have eight minutes before I have to hop in the shower. A few different matters are at hand… My license is suspended. It’s been suspended since December 26. That’s my bad. My fault. I hope to have it reinstated tomorrow at court. Seven minutes. Yes, I have court tomorrow. I’m contesting this ticket in [...]
Shortly after Katherine and I broke-up, I asked my friend Lauren to write a personal ad for me. Who better to write a personal ad than your closest companion? (I suppose I could have asked Katherine to do it, but that would have been awkward. I suppose I still can. I’m gonna send her an [...]
Last night in bed before sleep closed my eyes, I reached into my nightstand and slid my Claddagh ring back onto my right ring finger. No, I’m not in a relationship nor am I looking for one. I’ve dated four or five different people over the course of the summer and it’s been a waste [...]
Girl A — we’ll call her Jessie Spano — goes on a date with, um — we’ll call him AC Slater. After the date she decides she’s not interested in AC Slater. So Jessie Spano goes on a date with with Zack Morris. Later, Zack is talking to Slater about the date. Here’s a brief [...]
This evening marked my second blind-date. All and all, it was okay. We had dinner at Duplex and later checked out a few frames at the Bryant Lake Bowl. Colorful observations abounded this night! At dinner I couldn’t help but overhear a colorful conversation between a neurotic woman and an uninterested man about making-out with [...]
(Hello Dear Readers! If you’re sick of reading about the US Flag, don’t read this post. Flag etiquette is clearly on my mind, so here’s my rant… Thank you, Michael James.) On Saturday evening I had a date. My date and I decided to walk through Lakewood Cemetery. It’s something we’d never done and something [...]
Dear Diary, Golly gee! This weekend flew like a flash! Friday night I met a new friend and went to a sock-hop to dance the night away. It was aces! On Saturday, my friend and I went for breakfast and drank coffee like grown-ups. I got super on edge and thought I almost could have [...]
Apparently, in order to meet women, I need a little ugly dog that I can bring with me to coffee shops. Dogs that wear sweaters and are named “Chickenwing.” Then I’d get all the chicks with my tricks…
I had a date on Wednesday morning. Wednesday morning? Yeah. Did you wake up together or something? No. We met for breakfast. She must be into you or something then, because 8:30 is not a time I want to see anyone, let alone a “scooter enthusiast.” It was great! …I’m gonna call her. Don’t do [...]
Last night I had a second date with Cute Ellen. We got ice cream, drank tea, and played mancala. (We each won a round. But I’m pretty sure she let me win.) And as much as everyone told me not too, I couldn’t resist. I talked about Katherine. Not in a bad way or in [...]
Don’t read this post. It’s gonna be too honest. Keep what little respect you may have for me, close your browser and go for a walk to pick up aluminum cans. This post is for me. If you’re still with me, that’s very brave of you, but turn back. I don’t want you to know [...]
Despite the fact that I had to work today, Wednesday has been pretty awesome. On my lunch break I went home because the sun was shining and I needed to ride Shirley. When I arrived home, I saw a note from the UPS man stating that I had a package and that he’d try back [...]
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- I'd do it! RT @StarTribune: Imagine human hibernation. http://bit.ly/hwx444
- (cont) ...either people really like spending time with paint fumes contained on the lower-level, or people are hard-up for cash. #economy
- My boss asked me to post an ad on Craigslist looking for a laborer to paint a basement at $10/hr. I've received over 50 apps... (cont)
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- Looking forward to putting it into words! RT @20sb Blog Swap topic is: Action. What are you gonna do next year that you've put off too long?
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